Labelling he's a sexist he's a racist he's a homophobe he’s a Christian fundamentalist a right wing xenophobe he’s a spick he’s a boonga based on how he might appear he’s a nip he’s a nigger do you see where I’m going here the problem with the labelling, in the issues I am tabling they tell me, who you are in the divisions you’re enabling he’s a chauvinist a misogynist depending on your view another victim because of this the labels up to you he’s a raghead he’s a redneck he’s a white supremacist he’s a curry munching coconut he’s an anti-feminist she's a cock tease She’s a ho she’s a slut and she's a dyke with a mattress on her back she is the local bike he’s a sissy he’s a faggot he’s a fruity batty boy it’s all about the labelling you’ve chosen to deploy I mean that's all stereotypical how now would you know? appearances are deceiving that just goes to show in how you act and what you say in how you communicate try as you may, Are you as bias as they? is this how you discriminate I guess it's your prerogative to be so damn derogative how you talk about your fellow man is hardly very positive see I’m a cashed up bogan with goth and emo interlaced a white trash wigga whitey inclined to hipster taste I’m not offended by your bullshit or the crap that you spit out or lack of common decency because there's a lot of that about I just feel sorry for you man because you can not see beyond the prejudice not registering within your brainless scone If you act like a muppet then I think that I will pass you’re another strung up puppet with too much hatred up your arse political correctness? was this a little blunt? I said I’m not offended just don’t be a cunt BABES (sexist) She was a BBQ blonde with a thing for V8’s she ate Bathurst for breakfast and fucked on first dates she drank wine by the box and beer by the crate for the sake of clarification No, we didn’t date but then she got old and mature like we do. changed her outlook on life changed her world view changed everything else except her hairdo well may be a highlight, and a trim when it grew she spoke soccer mum suburban like soccer mums do she started calling everyone “babes” and saying... anyhoo she became impatient and intolerant and hated to queue but she’d wait for the manager if she had to I kind of miss how she was and the fun that we had but life does move on and it’s a little bit sad I still see her sometimes when I head out to Rags in her Red Holden Sport with its shiny chrome mags. The grump (Ageist) Looks like he’s flinging mud to me the curmudgeon bludgeons grudgingly Are your knickers all twisted and caught up in a bunch Have you joined A committee of grumpy old cunts Does the bee in your bonnet that’s plain to see mean your life is not what you want it to be Has your tolerance dissolved Are you down on your luck Go mow your lawns you miserable fuck. SHAME about the FAT you’re a fat little fucker a pudgy porky prick a woeful waddling whopper a heaving sack of shit you are a super extra extra large you take up more than us a double belter in an aero plane two seats on a bus shovelling down a family meal as if it was a snack don't worry about the diabetes or the heart attack you're not fooling anyone dressing up in black you think that that is slimming have you seen you from the back? jesus you’re a mess did you throw it all away? embrace the zero fuck philosophy and think that that's okay? well that’s what my mirror told me in no uncertain terms my waistline doesn’t disagree and my heftiness confirms it’s time to put the joggers on and head out for a run Ha ha ha like I said I ain’t fooling anyone. The Whistleblower If you don’t want to smell it, you block your nose & spray If you don’t want to see it close your eyes or look away If you don’t want to taste it close your mouth and refuse If you don’t want to feel it Then don't touch and do not use but apparently if it’s something not pleasing to the ear we are all super sensitive about what it is that we hear it’s a bit fuddy duddy it's so quirky and it's quaint It’s a call to the local council an official noise complaint for a wee bit of hush we’ve outsourced the shoosh instead of covering your ears or heading to the bush There’s a grumble and groan a mumble and moan to some poor official on the end of the phone now creating sounds no one wants to hear whining and buzzing in someone else's ear
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